BIG SPACES IN NEWARK

Those organising large conferences and/or exhibitions, rallies and festivals and looking for a low-cost home will be interested in the offering at Newark Showground, a few miles north of the city and close to the A1.

Here there is the very large George Stephensen Hall measuring 102 x 33 metres and accommodating up to 3,000 delegates theatre-style, as well as pavilions for 200/250/800/1,000 and six halls for 60 upwards, a total of 14,000 square metres of inside space. Outside there are 84 acres of showground site for marquees, car-parking for up to 7,000 cars and catering for up to 10,000 delegates/visitors.

01636 705796 www.newarkshowground.com

SIX IN ESSEX

Around 30 organisers and others recently enjoyed a well-organised tour of Essex venues close to London, as guests of Visit Essex for Business.

o The Marriott Waltham Abbey hotel offers 158 bedrooms and four suites, and fourteen meetings spaces and combinations, comprising the Forest suite for 280 which divides into three, and ten rooms for 10-200. www.WalthamAbbeyMarriott.co.uk

o The Holiday Inn Brentwood hotel offers 149 bedrooms, 18 Executive, and a dedicated Academy conference centre comprising nine meetings spaces and combinations for 10-120. www.holidayinnmeetings.co.uk

o Ingatestone Hall is a sixteenth-century manor house offering up to six spaces for up to 100 and a large garden area for up to 1,000, either in marquees or al fresco. www.essexhousesandgardens.co.uk

o Valentines Mansion and Gardens, Ilford, is a Georgian and Victorian style country house with two rooms for 70/40, two boardrooms for 10/12, and a rose garden and walled garden to explore. www.valentinesmansion.com

o Lee Valley White Water Centre offers canoeing and kayaking down two courses, a 300 metre run of rapids grade two to four used for the 2012 Olympics, and a 160 metre course delivering up to grade three. (grade five is strongest) www.govwhitewater.co.uk

o TopGolf at Chigwell is a large driving range where contestants and team-building groups score points by driving balls into targets. There is also a marquee for up to 100. www.Topgolf.com

BANKS FACE HUGE NEW FINES

Your bank charges may soon be sharply increasing if you bank with Bank of America, Barclays, Bear Stearns, BNP Paribas, Citibank, Credit Suisse, Deutsche Bank, Goldman Sachs, Merrill Lynch, J P Morgan, Morgan Stanley, Royal Bank of Scotland and HSBC or UBS.

These are the thirteen banks that are being probed by the European Commission, which has charged them all with acting to stop two big exchanges, Germany’s Deutche Borse and the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, from entering the trillion pound Credit Default Swap market during the period 2006-2009, in breach of European anti-trust regulations. Credit Default Swaps are a type of bet on the credit of a country or company and played a significant part in the financial crisis that damaged the economies of so many countries. Also being investigated is the International Swaps and Derivatives Association, which has a large number of banks in its membership.

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CELEBRITY PROSTITUTION ON INCREASE

A clever sting operation aimed at exposing the grubby world of celebrity endorsement for the Channel 4 Dispatches programme scored a bullseye recently, persuading a bunch of bit players from the TV soap Coronation Street to plug fake products to their fan base on social networking sites in exchange for free samples.

The actors were unaware that the products, which included “anti-ageing skin toner using water from a mountain well in Bali” and an “energising bracelet blessed by Buddhist monks” were fake, though any with a grasp of European languages might have spotted that the name of the company giving them the freebies for the plugs on Twitter, “Puttana Aziendale” was Italian for corporate whore. Advertising Standards Authority guidelines for products plugged for payment on social networking sites state that they should not misleadingly masquerade as honest endorsements, these days a contradiction in terms perhaps, but should be flagged as advertising.

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DROWNING IN THE SWAMP

Meanwhile the ethics of some senior MPs, as well as lobbyists, have been called into question following another sting operation, this time by the Panorama team, in which the MPs were asked to represent Fiji to Parliament for payments.

Fiji was excluded from the Commonwealth in 2009 over its human rights record, but this didn’t stop Conservative MP for Newark, Patrick Mercer from agreeing to champion the lifting of their suspension for a four figure sum. Once exposed Mercer resigned.

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HAPPY TRIGGERS

A survey amongst parents and children by Colgate into what makes us smile could be of interest to marketeers.

Children Parents
1. Playing with friends 1. My children
2. Birthday parties 2. Kisses from my children
3. Mum 3. Sunny weather
4. Cuddles 4. Holidays
5. Dad 5. Playing games with children
6. Kisses from Mum/Dad 6. Husband/wife
7. Jokes 7. Going away for weekend
8. A new toy 8. Romantic time with partner
9. Funny faces 9. Winning money on lottery
10. Pocket money 10. Spending time with friends

SCOURGE FIRMS FINED

Two members of a call-centre group, Swansea-based Save Britain Money have been fined a total of £225,000 by the Information Commissioners Office (ICO) for failing to adequately check that numbers they were dialling were registered with the Telephone Preference Service (TPS), a legal requirement. The fines follow more than 2,700 complaints about the group to the ICO and TPS in a 20-month period.

Nationwide Energy Services, which sells replacement boilers was fined £125,000, and We Claim, You Gain, which sells PPI claims services was fined £100,000. Both companies have said they will appeal.

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BAN CALLED ON CHINESE LANTERNS

Following serious fires started by the floating and lit Chinese lanterns used in advertising for HSBC and Absout vodka a number of calls have been made for their restriction or banning on safety grounds.

CCTV footage recently showed a lantern landing on stacks of plastic recycling material at a factory in Smethwick and setting it alight within eight minutes, a major blaze involving 200 fire-fighters and 35 fire engines.

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ONE FOR THE ROAD, AT WETHERSPOON

News that pub-group J.D Wetherspoon have just secured council and police approval for a £2 million pub and restaurant at Junction 2 on the M40 has been met with dismay by drink-driving campaigners, who are describing as ” a disaster waiting to happen”.

Alcohol will be available from 8.00am to 1.00am, seven days a week, and Wetherspoon chairman and respected marketeer Tim Martin has responded to the criticism by pointing out the alcohol is available from service station supermarkets, and that anyway he is catering for the non-drivers stopping for food and drink. Cartoonists have depicted drinkers at Wetherspoons asking “One for the extremely dangerous, fast road?

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