HEALTHY DIPS

More processed foods have been found to contain high levels of salt and/or fat, according to a study by Consensus Action on Salt and Health (CASH).

More than 200 chilled dips sold in supermarkets were tested, including houmous, taramasalata, salsa and guacamole. Houmous has a high calorie count of 280 per 100gm, and the tastiest products, caramelised onion houmous from Marks and Spencer and Tesco contained more salt per 100gm than four packs of ready-salted crisps. A portion of Waitrose cheese and chive dip contained more fat than a McDonald’s Big Mac.

SNAP!

Marketing Matters has received emails promoting home-working for a salary of $2,500-$5,000 from “the personnel manager of a large International company”.

So far this person calls themselves, in identical emails, “Michael Blevins”. Or “Malcolm” Or “Jesse” Or Nathaniel” Or “Dionne Valencia”.

Anybody else got any names to add?

CONGRATS, SIR PHIL

Sir Philip Green has been awarded the government’s prestigious UFOC award for business activities, the Unacceptable Face Of Capitalism.

To win this Green had to unselfishly remove millions for the BHS pension fund and use it to buy himself another luxury yacht.

Previous winners have been Tiny Rowland and Robert Maxwell. Thought to be runner-up this year was Mike Ashley of Sports Direct, who has coincidentally expressed an interest in buying bits of BHS from the administrator.

NEVER NEVER NEVER

“How many Euros can we buy for £100 sterling?” we asked the man at the Western Union bureau de change at Brussels Midi railway station, a few days after the shock referendum result to Brexit. “It’s 99” he replied, and thanking him we quickly sourced another bureau on the street that was giving 110. Whether this proves that railway stations are bad places to get good rates – due to the kick-back demanded by the station owners – or that some of the currency traders in Belgium were anxious to force down the value of sterling and teach us Brits an expensive lesson for daring to Brexit is not known. But it did leave a nasty taste. Continue reading

HAS YOUR PILOT BEEN BREATHALYSED?

Less than a week after an airline won a major best airline award two of their pilots were arrested on suspicion of being drunk at the controls as they prepared to take off with 250 passengers on board.

Canadian airline Air Transat, which flies from Scotland to destinations in Canada have confirmed the arrests of Imran Zafar Syed, 37, and Jean Franco Perrault, 39, as they were about to take off from Glasgow Airport at 1.00pm on Monday July 18 and fly to Toronto. Following the arrests, which were thought to follow concerns of other Air Transat staff over “alcoholic impairment” the 250 passengers were led off the plane and put up in Glasgow hotels until they could join a replacement flight the following day. The two, who are represented by their union, have been refused bail and have been charged with breaching Section 93 of the Railway and Transport Safety Act 2003. Continue reading

MORE WOW FACTOR

Another roller coaster crash has again called into question their suitability for safe corporate events.

Following last year’s incident at Alton Towers that caused two young women to have leg amputations this one was on the inverted Tsunami ride at the M&D Theme Park, Motherwell, near Glasgow, where a number of the gondolas suspended below the track derailed and plunged 20 feet to the ground with two adults and seven children on board. One 12-year-old boy suffered serious chest, abdominal and leg injuries and an 11-year-old boy suffered serious arm and hand injuries. Continue reading

HOOKERS AND HARD ROCKERS

The 900-bedroom Cumberland Hotel, Marble Arch is to become the UK’s first Hard Rock Hotel, opening after re-branding in 2018 and the group’s 24th in the franchise.

The hotel does have some associations with rock and roll in that is was where revered guitarist, the late Jimi Hendrix kept a suite as a bolthole and for meeting with the prostitutes that were a big part of the Cumberland’s reputation in the 60’s and 70’s – “hot and cold running hookers” as one Hendrix associate recalls. Hendrix had several boltholes but stayed in the Cumberland after playing his last UK concert, the Isle of Wight Festival in September 1970 where he and the Doors gave performances described as “disappointing” though sets by Miles Davies, Joni Mitchell and the Who were widely praised. Continue reading

DEAL AT LANCASTER UNI

A day delegate rate of £25 per person is being offered by Lancaster University at their Green Lane Conference Centre, this applying to bookings placed before July 31 for September to December events.

The offer includes main meeting room hire and set-up, a deli-buffet lunch and morning and afternoon refreshments and is subject to availability. The centre has 14 rooms for up to 100.

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