Reportedly the efforts of one Jeremy Corbyn to market himself as the young person’s best friend are suffering a few minor setbacks.

Following a dazzling presence on social media and a stunning performance at Glastonbury our Jezza has had to admit that his promise to abolish tuition fees and to “deal with” the problem of student debt – boasts that so impressed some of our student body that they illegally voted for him twice – was more aspirational than factual, leaving some to conclude that he might have got his figures and fantasies from a former girlfriend, a Ms. Abbott, who got them from a bloke down the pub, whose Mum told him.

Politicians, dontcha luv ’em?