Amusing to note that Tony Blair’s puffer, Alastair “mass destruction” Campbell, pushed and shoved another player in an altercation at a recent charity football match.

The object of Campbell’s bad temper was singer Tom Parker of boy-band The Wanted, and the occasion was a celebrity six-a-side soccer match at Turf Moor, Burnley, where Campbell took aggressive issue with Parker’s play.

Campbell is well-known for complaining, to audiences awake enough to listen, how negative the press are towards him.