The UK’s most under-rated comedian must be Michael Roberts, chief executive of the Association of Train Operating Companies (ATOC)
Commenting on the heinous crimmos who travel on his paymaster’s trains without buying a ticket Roberts has told the press “Fare dodgers suck millions out of the railways each year that would otherwise go back into improving services for passengers”
So definitely not on improving salaries, bonuses, commissions on penalty fares and pension pots for senior staff then? Ho. Ho. Ho.