One of a number of allegations made against members and past members of the Fiddles in Football Association (Fifa) is that former Fifa vice president Jack Warner diverted almost £500,000 intended for victims of the Haiti earthquake into bank accounts controlled by, er, himself.

Warner, 72, who faces extradition from Trinidad to the USA to answer a number of charges of corruption and money laundering, claims to have “an avalanche of secrets” about the misconduct of others at the disgraced football body, including its outgoing president Sett Blatter.