The wickedly satirical Social Stereotypes column in a recent Telegraph Magazine, featuring “The ambitious couple” could twang a few chords out there.

“Justin and Cleo are out to conquer; they give money to charities where they can be assured of meeting the right people. Thousands of pounds a ticket is little to pay to help dear Arki Busson’s kids’ foundation – and rub shoulders with Prince William, Amish Kapoor and Jemima Khan. Justin did some showy bidding in the auction for a weekend at the Oscars, including an invitation to the Vanity Fair party. Cleo’s idea of an underprivileged child is one that isn’t down for Eton, but she can do compassion if that’s what it takes to have a conversation with Kevin Spacey”